Seven Foolproof Excuses To Get Out Of Work This Friday

Australia Day; Invasion Day; Triple J’s Hottest 100 Day– whatever you want to call it, January 26th is coming round the bend. And, with this year’s public holiday falling seductively on a Thursday, experts are forecasting the Australian economy to take a hit of some $54 million as thousands of Aussies tap out of work […]

How to start loving yourself

“I WISH I COULD RUN ACROSS A BEACH INTO MY OWN ARMS” – A real quote by Kanye If you haven’t already guessed by my mention of the Lord of self-love — Kanye West, I’m here to talk about Self Love and why you should get on that bandwagon — quick smart. Are you already there? Have you ever even […]

My GP, Anxiety and Me

“The doctor’s fucking sucks. I mean obviously they don’t actually suck because they save lives I get it but like – I want out of here. And he’s late.” – angsty phone notes written in the toilets of my local GP I mean I’m sure most people don’t love the doctors, but this particular office […]

Surviving Your Awkward Work Christmas Party

The time is nigh my friends. When we must, once again, endure the yearly tradition of being forced into a room with our work colleagues to drink alcohol and reminisce on all the hard work we put in the past year (Facebook scrolling and online shopping). I imagine a scene vaguely similar to mine: we’re […]

The 6am Pilgrimage Home

There’s something magical about seeing the sun rise after a night out. It could be the fresh morning air or the more likely fact that your blood alcohol content looks like a phone number, but there’s an undeniable charm about an early morning after an evening of debauchery. With a heavy heart and a lighter […]

You can now get your vagina high

We women go through a lot a shit, and with that ‘time of the month’ once again, lurking up behind me, I feel the urge to bitch and moan, uncontrollably rising. While it sucks for most of us, it isn’t all bad if you live in California. See, these women now have bragging rights to […]