Dog Let Out To Pee Accidentally Runs Marathon, Finishes 7th

They say marathons are one of the most gruelling events a human can conquer. A true test of endurance which requires months and months of planning and careful dieting to ensure your body is in tip top condition ahead of the big race. Now, imagine you’re 100 meters from the finish line, friends and family […]

Michelin-Starred Chef Invites Football Team To Celebrate Properly After Trump’s Embarrasingly Shit ‘Feast’

The Clemson Tigers had an unbelievable season of College Football, ultimately ending the year as undefeated champions and bulldozing any opposition they faced. You’d think that reaching that level of athletic achievement would result in a pretty significant reward, yet when the team arrived at the White House for a meal with Trump they were […]