How to start loving yourself

“I WISH I COULD RUN ACROSS A BEACH INTO MY OWN ARMS” – A real quote by Kanye If you haven’t already guessed by my mention of the Lord of self-love — Kanye West, I’m here to talk about Self Love and why you should get on that bandwagon — quick smart. Are you already there? Have you ever even […]

Surviving Your Awkward Work Christmas Party

The time is nigh my friends. When we must, once again, endure the yearly tradition of being forced into a room with our work colleagues to drink alcohol and reminisce on all the hard work we put in the past year (Facebook scrolling and online shopping). I imagine a scene vaguely similar to mine: we’re […]

You can now get your vagina high

We women go through a lot a shit, and with that ‘time of the month’ once again, lurking up behind me, I feel the urge to bitch and moan, uncontrollably rising. While it sucks for most of us, it isn’t all bad if you live in California. See, these women now have bragging rights to […]

The Ultimate Monday Morning Pep Talk

“Mondayitis: a feeling of weariness, sadness, apathy and general distress that many of us feel when starting the Monday morning working week.” For me, Mondayitis actually kicks in on Sunday arvo, whispering in my ear, telling me to go fuck myself So how to avoid the emotional perils of a Monday morning? Besides moving to the […]

Life in a caffeinated state

Last week, Jamie, from accounts asked me to go to a motivational conference with her on the weekend, at this stage I was 2 double shot coffees deep and the caffeine chimed in, telling me it’s a fantastic idea. Before I knew it, I’d accepted, agreed to the $60 VIP upgrade and promised to drive us. I […]

I’m sorry, am I boring you?

Most people don’t actually listen to you when you’re talking. Have you noticed? We’re all pretty talented pretenders… You can tell when their eyes dart all around you, looking at everything and everyone BEHIND you, but rarely focusing on your face Or, they may have positioned their phone on the table in front of them and […]

I was mind-fucked by Uber Drivers in LA

Pop quiz time. What does a pot dealer, paranoid-gun-lover and wannabe actor all have in common? They’re all mentally unhinged Uber Driver’s of course. *** Jumping into the sticky, leather seats of the silver Uber ride outside our Venice beach hotel, I felt my foot nudge against something hard under my seat and watched, curious, […]