Man Finds Car 20 Years After Forgetting Where He Parked It

More times than I can count what should have been a leisurely trip to the shops has turned into some sort of confused nightmare where I’m stranded without transport all because I can’t remember if I parked in D4 or A3. While we’ve all had to endure a moment of panic when we first think […]

Drunk Man Gets Giant Eel Stuck Up His Arse

Oh yes, we all love a good bit of drunken tomfoolery don’t we. We all love to lampoon our fuckeyed friends with some hilarious high jinks and horseplay. Someone passed out at the party? Oh my God, what if we drew an ejaculating penis on their forehead? What if we shaved their eyebrows? What if […]

Japanese Railway Apologises After Train Leaves 20 Seconds Early

Looks like Japan’s *world class public transport system* isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. While the Land of the Rising Sun typically prides itself on its prompt and timely train service, management at one particular railway company had proverbial egg all over their face when a train left 20 seconds before it’s scheduled time. […]