Man With Cripplingly Enormous Dick Refuses To Have It Downsized

54-year-old Roberto Esquival Cabrera, of Saltillo, Mexico, boasts what has got to be the world’s biggest human schlong. How big? Fucking really big. Big enough to fend off wolves. Big enough to prevent him from dropping to his knees. So big that it genuinely needs its own pillow when Cabrera sleeps at night, unable to lie on […]

Politician Keen to Bring Back “Road Beers.”

Beers on the go can be a beautiful or chaotic thing. The effects of the beers that you skulled in the backseat of an Uber that your friend paid for can last hours in town, and eliminate the problem of sobering up before you’ve even hit the dancefloor. Timed poorly, you can end up facing the […]

Weed Might Actually Be Good For Dogs

A friend with weed is a friend indeed– and man’s best friend is a friend in need, apparently. According to medicinal cannabis company Creso Pharma, marijuana is in fact good for dogs, and can be used to treat a range of conditions including anxiety, arthritis and diabetes. The Australian-listed start-up company’s philosophy is somewhat simple: […]

South Melbourne Bridge Continues to Absolutely Fuck Up Trucks

So, what happens when a (fairly) unstoppable force meets a (somewhat) immovable object? Well, why don’t we ask the latest victim of the notoriously bloodthirsty bridge? Oh wait, we can’t, because the bridge fucked it up. The Montague Street Bridge in South Melbourne has already claimed yet another victim, an unsuspecting truck with an adorably innocent […]