Reality Show Contestants Emerge From Wilderness To Discover the Show Not on the Air

How pissed off would you be if you spent a year in the middle of nowhere filming a reality show with a bunch of people you don’t know, only to find out that no one was even watching? Well, that was the unfortunate reality for 23 contestants on the English television show Eden, which places contestants right […]

Is It Wrong To Eat Octopus?

Gwyneth Paltrow, the she-wolf who ripped out the bleeding heart of all-round gentle weeper Chris Martin, is certainly no moral exemplar. Like, she named her kid Apple– possibly after the fruit but also probably almost definitely after the tyrannical super-corporation that controls the modern world. She also called lube “toxic” and thus forced thousands of […]

The Legends at Uber Will Now Deliver Booze For You

UberEats undeniably changed the game. Instead of having to settle for a sloppy pizza or poorly made Big-Mac for a seedy Sunday lunch, we can now order restaurant quality food straight to our doorstep. Even better, unlike those pesky dress codes that restaurants enforce, Uber drivers barely bat an eye when you emerge from the house […]

What Would A Decriminalised Drug Culture In Australia Look Like?

Earlier this week, a cohort of former politicians, prosecutors and police commissioners came out in support of a controversial new report that barracks for the decriminalisation of drug use in Australia. The report, launched by independent think-tank Australia21, entertains the hypothesis of a ‘white market’ model wherein the recreational consumption of narcotics is permitted and […]

Drug Dealer Caught After Using Chip and Pin Device to Take Payments

Technology has revolutionised countless industries. Thanks to new and emerging tech, we have new ways to combat terrible diseases, exchange ideas over the internet, and call an Uber when we’re drunk as fuck at 4 in the morning and need to get home. While many industries have benefitted from new technology, one profession seems to have missed […]