Cops Mistake Krispy Kreme Glaze For Meth, Arrest Innocent Doughnut Eater

If you’ve ever walked into a 7-Eleven after midnight, there’s a good chance you’ve seen a crackhead scoffing down some Krispy Kreme. It’s about the closest thing to meth you can get for less than a fiver at 2 in the morning. Seriously, have you tried one of these things? Fucking dopamine. Quite importantly though, […]