Tommy Wiseau Has Put His Hand Up To Make The Next Star Wars Movie

Tommy Wiseau might be a genius. It’s been said before that the producer, director and lead actor of ‘the worst movie ever made’ is secretly in on his own joke, feigning earnestness while laughing along with us all the way to the bank. Trolling the Margarets, Davids and Roger Eberts of the world with a […]

Viagra Factory Fumes Give Perpetual Boners to Local Men and Dogs

Love is in the air in Ringaskiddy. “One whiff and you’re stiff.” Those were the words of barmaid Debbie O’Grady in an interview with the Sunday Times. Debbie lives in Ringaskiddy, a small Irish village known for its harbour, its ferries, and its abundance of erections. “We’ve been getting the love fumes for years now for […]

6-Year-Old Writes A Poetic ‘Fuck You’ To Santa

Santa’s a fucking creep. Hiding up there in the North Pole, beyond reproach. Running the world’s biggest sweatshop. ‘Seeing you’ when you’re sleeping and arbitrarily deciding whether you’re ‘naughty’ or ‘nice’. What kind of a person does that? A bad person. A deceitful person. A rosy-cheeked menace who is not quite the benevolent ball of […]