A Scumbag’s Guide To Cheating The Self-Checkout

Jane goes to the supermarket to buy three avocados. Upon reaching the self-serve checkout, she is politely asked by the machine to enter the amount of avocados that she is buying today. The machine has no way of knowing the actual amount, and will believe whatever answer Jane gives. How many avocados does Jane have? […]

Enter The ‘Cage Cage’: A Simulation That Locks You In A Cage And Makes You Watch Nicolas Cage Films

We are all Nicolas Cage. For better or for worse, this man embodies our most primal instincts; our darkest impulses; our raving, animalistic id. Whether he’s carjacking Chevvies or screaming “How’d it get burned?!” at a frightened child, Cage’s often frenzied performances tap into unspoken truths about the collective human experience. He is as much […]

The Party Girl’s Guide To Sobriety

Words by Bridget Bisset I’ve boogied in some of the best nightclubs in the world. I’ve spent many transcendent hours in Berghain. Sober. And you know what? It was bliss. If you had asked me in 2011 I would have said the only way to experience that level of crystal clear clarity was through popping […]

Good News, Millennials: This Pussy Palace Could Be Yours For A Cool $320K

Anxious about the current state of the Australian property market? Exhausted by the constant, hopeless reminders that you’ll never own your place? One smashed avo reference away from burning the nearest million-dollar Sydney shoebox to the ground? We-he-hell, worry no more, young millennials: your dream home may be much closer than you think. (Financially speaking, […]