How To Avoid Cooking Yourself On Flakka

Flakka is that drug US authorities always associate with cannibalism. Whether or not eating people is a side effect of taking the drug is yet to be proven, but people do seem to get pretty hungry on it. Not like weed hungry, either. Like, ‘meat off the bone until you’re tased in the neck’ hungry. […]

Authoritative NHS Survey Shows Worrying Mental Health Trends


New data released by NHS Digital has shown key progressions in the state of mental health throughout England. Described by the BBC as a comprehensive and authoritative snapshot, the report has highlighted the ever-changing state of mental wellbeing since 1993. Carried out every seven years, the most recent report didn’t show a ‘dramatic’ rise in the prevalence of mental […]

200 Turnt Kids Jumped Fence, Attacked Police At Listen Out


Police are investigating a hectic outbreak at the Joondalup (Perth) leg of Listen Out Music festival. The incident involved hundreds of teenagers gatecrashing the event, ending in three officers being assaulted, one of them by a biting attacker (probably gurning). Dozens of supporting officers arrived at the scene soon after to help control the situation. Reports […]

Trying (And Hating) The World’s Deadliest Drug


Over the past 12 hours, almost every Australian news outlet has reported on ‘the world’s deadliest drug entering Australia’. If you’ve been keeping up to date with the tabloid’s regurgitated fluff, one would easily assume the reports are delayed fear chatter about Fentanyl. In an extremely brief, abstract sense, fentanyl is a stronger version of heroin: […]

640 New Types Of Synthetic Drugs Just Flooded Australia

Professor Huestis, a US-based forensic toxicologist who is in Melbourne to deliver the Graeme Schofield Oration, has brought to light an influx of ‘designer’ drugs that have just made their way into Australia. Supported by the VIFM chief toxicologist, Dr Dimitri Gerostamoulos, the pair have stated there are 640 known “super” synthetic drugs now available, most of […]