Remember when you were a young teenager and any inkling of sexual or bodily functions would garner unbridled giggling from you and your mates? Well I’m pleased to report that tradition is well and truly going strong, as some young fellas in the crowd of a soccer game in England managed to trick the announcer […]
Michelin-Starred Chef Invites Football Team To Celebrate Properly After Trump’s Embarrasingly Shit ‘Feast’
The Clemson Tigers had an unbelievable season of College Football, ultimately ending the year as undefeated champions and bulldozing any opposition they faced. You’d think that reaching that level of athletic achievement would result in a pretty significant reward, yet when the team arrived at the White House for a meal with Trump they were […]
Cop A Look At Netflix’s Juicy New Doco About Fyre Festival, The Worst Event Of All Time
Fyre Festival will go down as one of the funniest and most unfortunate things that have ever happened to a bunch of rich people. Fyre Festival is literally synonymous with overpromising something only to brutally underdeliver to the point where people absolutely despise you. The doco dives into what exactly was going through the heads […]
Judge Lets Student Drug Dealer Off Easily After Being Impressed By The Grammar In His Texts
Netflix Issues Official ‘Bird Box’ Warning Due To People Driving Blindfolded
This headline could essentially be written to say: “Major corporation urges people to use common sense and not kill themselves for memes”. It feels somewhat ridiculous to say, but that’s the world we’re living in. Bird Box has been a surprising smash hit for Netflix, I say surprising because I don’t know anyone that was […]
Have A Gander At This Bloke’s Soul Crushing NYE Kiss Attempt
The word “cringe” gets thrown around a lot these days. It seems like anything that didn’t go absolutely flawless is deemed as a fail, and as such anyone is liable to be called about for being socially inept. However, nothing will deliver blood-curdling cringe right into your bloodstream like a good old fashioned failed kiss […]
Enjoy The Beautiful Chaos This Glitter Bomb Caused For Package Thieves
Nothing irritates me more than people who think it’s perfectly okay for them to just take something that belongs to someone else just because they want it. It’s one of the biggest red flags that someone is a straight up shitty human being, and taking something from someone else – especially around Christmas time – […]
Not Using Your Smartphone For A Year Could Land You A Cool $100K
Millennials get a pretty bad rep when it comes to our overuse of technology, and for good reason. According to the Pew Research Centre, over 92% of us use a smartphone in order to sustain our crippling meme addictions while the other 8% must live in Amish communities. If you’ve got that weird mate who’s […]