Cooked Unit Somehow Manages To Launch Car Into 2nd Floor

Forrest Gump famously said that “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.” Well, in my opinion, life is much more similar to a game of Grand Theft Auto, in that as long as you’ve got the balls and a bit of luck on your side, you can seemingly do whatever you damn well please.

For example, take this absolute cooked kent from Los Angeles that somehow managed to get his car stuck in the 2nd floor of a dentist after he’d had a bit of a big one of the nose beers.

Allegedly, police arrived at the scene at around 5.25 am, where they discovered the car to be very firmly lodged in the 2nd floor. It’s believed that the car was speeding when it hit the median strip, and much like in GTA it resulted in the car launching off the ground and spiralling through the air.

It took emergency services until 7.50 am to get the car completely free thanks to specialist crane equipment, the driver and passenger had managed to escape the wreckage earlier.

Police have said that they will be submitting the case to the Orange County District Attorney’s Office after running toxicology tests to determine possible charges… and how absolutely fkn munted that fella must have been to crash a car in a second story window.

Source: LA Times




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