Trump’s McDonald’s Order Has Been Revealed And Suddenly Everything Makes Sense

Donald Trump is a president, and do you know what that means? (Besides from being able to completely decimate the entire world because he’s had a bad day on Twitter) It means that Donald Trump has a presidential-sized hunger, one that’s not going to be satisfied by some piss weak chicken nugget happy meal.

No, when Donald Trump rocks up to the golden arches, he’s not there to fuck around. A book written by Trump’s former campaign manager and deputy campaign manager details some of Trump’s whackiest behaviour, including his eating habits.

Apparently, an average Macca’s feed for trump looks like two Big Macs, two Fillet-o-Fishes, and a choccy milkshake. A jam-packed feed that amounts to over 10,000 kilojoules, but the most astonishing part is why anyone in the world would need TWO Fillet-o-Fishes, just one of those cat-food looking pieces of shit is enough.

Authors Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie said that food on the trail was usually pretty unhealthy.

“On Trump Force One there were four major food groups: McDonald’s, Kentucky Fried Chicken, pizza and Diet Coke,” they said. The plane was also stacked with Vienna Fingers, chips, pretzels and heaps of other things you’d expect a red-blooded white American like Trump to eat.

Trump would also make his staff do bizarre things, and expect them to be done efficiently and without question, including getting his press secretary Hope Hicks to steam his suits while he was still wearing them.

“Get the machine!” Trump would yell, according to the authors. “And Hope would take out the steamer and start steaming Mr. Trump’s suit, while he was wearing it! She’d steam the jacket first and then sit in a chair in front of him and steam his pants.”

“Sooner or later, everybody who works for Donald Trump will see a side of him that makes you wonder why you took a job with him in the first place.

“His wrath is never intended as any personal offence, but sometimes it can be hard not to take it that way.

“The mode that he switches to when things aren’t going his way can feel like an all-out assault; it’d break most hardened men and women into little pieces.”

Dope, can’t wait for the next 3 years then.


Image: Salon 


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