Fashion, amirite? You either get it or you don’t.
If, like countless others, you drank so much naughty water over the weekend that you ended up wearing your dinner down your front, odds are you didn’t feel like the coolest of cucumbers. Well boy have we got news for you.
Introducing the ‘Pizza-Kini’: a super-sexy and not-at-all disgusting swimsuit made from actual literal fucking edible pizza.
In case you weren’t aware, this Wednesday July 5th is the United States’ annual National Bikini Day: a very important holiday encouraging people to celebrate the invention of the bikini (which turns 71 this year, PS) by slapping on their water panties and legging it for the nearest beach. Don’t have a two-piece worth flaunting? Fear not: Villa Italian Kitchen has you sorted.
The American food chain has cooked up “the world’s most mouth-watering bikini”, apparently, and it’s “made entirely of pizza!” Conceived in collaboration New York City food stylist Jessie Bearden, the Pizza-Kini is “made from the freshest ingredients, including homemade dough… 100 percent whole milk mozzarella cheese, sauce made from fresh California tomatoes and topped with delicious pepperoni.”
What’s more, each swimsuit is “fully customisable, from choice of toppings like pepperoni, sausage, peppers and onions… to its personalised fitting to the body type of each customer.”
Equal parts inspiring and downright god-awful, the Pizza-Kini will be available this Wednesday for one-day only, and will put you a measly $13,000 AUD out of pocket. That price tag covers “an initial consultation and measurement session, creation of the customised suit – including topping preferences – and final fitting.”
Whether a bikini made from ham-and-pineapple will last you until the Australian summer – or even survive its first dip in the ocean, for that matter – is very much up for grabs.
Source and feature image: Villa Italian Kitchen
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