These Carrot Addicted Kangaroos Are Absolutely Fucking Up Tourists

As intelligent and cultured Australians, we’re aware that Kangaroos aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. Sure, they make a great picture to send home but they’re actually pretty cunty and love demonstrating that they can kick our arses without any hesitation.

Tourist spot Morisset Hospital in southern Lake Macquarie is facing the wrath of the Roo’s, after heaps of tourists and visitors to the area decided it would be smart to hand feed the animals junk food and other fruits and vegetables that Kangas can’t actually munch.

“There are people getting kicked and scratched at least every day,” tourist shuttle bus driver Shane Lewis said.

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“The kangaroos see at least 2,000 tourists a week and they don’t need 2,000 carrots or bananas and bread, chips and biscuits,” Mr Lewis said.

“I’ve even seen some silly people feeding them McDonald’s KFC, corn chips, oats and there are some foods they are very aggressive for.”

He believes that the key to understanding and fixing the problem is to increase education of the dangers posed by Roo’s, and increase the number of park rangers in the area to educate and help tourists.

 

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“Once I show them the photos they usually pull their kids away and put their food away when they know what can actually happen,” he said.

“There was a guy who got his stomach gashed open and he wasn’t even feeding them but … they’d been to McDonalds 10 minutes before, so whether they still had the food smell on them I have no idea, but for some reason, the kangaroo took to him.”

Basically, Roo’s are absolutely stuffing their faces with a whole bunch of shit, causing them to lose their fear of humans and get straight down to stealing food from us.

So if you’re planning on getting close to a coupla Kangas, keep in mind that they possess the power to rip you in half and should be treated with respect.

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