Rule #34 of the internet states that: “If it exists, there is porn of it – no exception.”
It’s a law that’s been proven right time after god-awful time, and one that has serious, far-reaching implications. Because many things exist. Many, many things that should never be made into porn for reasons that we really don’t need to go into. And one of those things is Rugrats.
For all you Gen Z freaks who’ve never heard of Klasky and Csupo, Rugrats is a kid’s show. As in, for kids. But also, importantly, featuring kids. Cartoon kids who build tree-houses, play hopscotch and get up to all sorts of mischievous kid shit.
Rugrats exists. And now, because of Rule 34, so does Tugrats.
Tugrats is the porn parody that nobody needed. It features all the favourite characters of the hit children’s cartoon – Tommy, Chucky, Phil, Lil and Angelica – giving in to their sexual whims and exploring their various kinks. Chucky gets lucky after accidentally necking a handful of ‘Stu’s Boner Pills’, Phil and Lil argue over gangbangs, and Phil talks about eating arse.
The characters are all played by real, grown-up porn stars – and while Chucky’s character does see fit to break the fourth wall at one point and stress that “We’re clearly not babies: we’re adults now,” the lines are blurred enough for this to be more than a little unsettling.
The production studio we have to thank for this absolute abomination is called Woodrocket: the same filmic philanderers that gave us such nostalgia-porn nightmares as Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles and Strokémon – the Pokémon porn parody that featured a character by the name of Dikachu.
Nothing is sacred. We’re truly, deeply sorry.
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Source: The AV Club
Feature image: Nerdist
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