I’ve always believed that spending money on food isn’t a waste because at the end of the day, a man’s gotta eat and as long as I’m shoving something delicious into my gob I couldn’t care what it cost.
However, I might feel very differently if someone were to bring up my extensive history of hungover Sunday night feeds and love of home-delivery nang apps.
Which, to some degree, is what happened to old mate Post Malone. The rap superstar is somewhat partial to US delivery service Postmates, and by that I mean he is by far and away their biggest customer having ordered more than 3,300 items on over 600 orders.
The living legend uses the delivery service for EVERYTHING, including supplying a Coachella party with 10,000 Popeye’s biscuits and an absolute fuckload of alcohol and mixers.
It’s not really surprising that a superstar like Posty uses the service when he simply doesn’t feel like being mugged by fans. He’s spent nearly $57K AU on the service and received items from GameStop, Panda Express and CVS Pharmacies as well.
He seems to have a pretty good relationship with the service, even going as far as to tip a Postmates driver a copy of his then-unreleased album Beerbongs and Bentleys as a thank you.
Damn, maybe it’s time to become a Postmates driver.
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