Nick Kyrgios’ Tremendous Forehand Stroke While Jacking Off Water Bottle Lands Him $23K Fine

C’mon fellas, we’ve all done it during periods of immense boredom in our lives. Jacking off inanimate cylindrical objects is always guaranteed to get a laugh, but there’s a slight difference between cracking a joke with your mates and giving a rub and tug on live television.

The bad boy of Australian tennis was competing in a Wimbledon warm-up tournament against Croatian Marin Čilić, when he got bored between games and decided now would be a grand opportunity to show the world his one-handed jacking and jizzing abilities.

Maintaining eye-contact the entire time to assert his dominance clearly failed, as he went on to lose  7-6 (7-3) 7-6(4) to the Croatian.

Understandably, the ATP Tour was pretty darn pissed that one of the only entertaining characters in the sport had yet again done something controversial and whacked him with a $23.5K fine that will come out of his 105,480 (AUD$165,531).

For me and you, losing $23.5K would be a pretty tough pill to swallow, but that’s chump change for Kyrgios, who took to social media to show that he clearly doesn’t give a shit.


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