Super Mario is without a doubt one of the most iconic video game characters of all time, and part of what makes him so iconic is that beautiful, luscious growth of hair on his top lip.
C’mon now, we’ve all dreamed about combing the famous mo, running our fingers through it as we learn the secrets to life itself.
But what would happen if you were to shave off Mario’s lip fluff? Well for some ungodly reason, Twitter user @november17 decided it would be a bloody good idea to find out.
Shaved Mario pic.twitter.com/JyfAHLC5oZ
— Give me liberty or give me donuts (@november17) May 13, 2018
The photo originally comes from @yourfaveisbald2 and sweet Jesus Christ, Mario looks like every nightmare I’ve ever had combined into one ugly looking baby thing.
The rest of Twitter were as equally fucked up about it as me, which lead to some pretty fkn hilarious memes.
— James Wilcox (@James_Librarian) May 13, 2018
Am I the only one that sees Mike The Situation? 🙂 pic.twitter.com/irPgP6I5hN
— Alina 🦋 (@alinadelrey) May 13, 2018
This 1000% looks like when Ron Swanson shaved off his mustache https://t.co/xWq8aTSCnS
— William McFadden (@willmcfadden) May 13, 2018
Now, please excuse me while I have nightmares for the rest of my miserable existence.
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