Have A Look At Our Lord And Saviour Nollsy Absolutely Ripping Into This “Private School Motherfucker”

In the church of Nollsy, we worship the rightful winner of 2003’s Australian Idol competition, wear copious amounts of hair gel every Sunday and do our best to get thrown out of every strip club in the country.

If someone dares to so much as harm a hair on our lord and savior’s precious head, may the Noll have mercy on their soul because they’re in for an absolute bollocking.

Behold the prayer of our father, who art thou in heaven:

For those playing at home, here’s Nollsy’s rant in all it’s glory:

“Hey, who’s that fucker… whoever threw that, come up here.

That fucker in a tie, everyone look around, come on pretty boy, you’re a fucking maggot. Have some fucking balls to come up here … cheapshot prick.

Hey, who thinks he should come up? Shame that prick, shame that motherfucker right there. Fucking private school stupid fuckhead motherfucker. Have some balls and get up here and I’ll punch your fucking teeth down your throat.

“Then I’ll fuck your missus and your mum.” 

“Let everybody else, apart from that fuckstick, sing along to a great song, okay, here we go. I’ll give someone $100 bucks to punch that fuck for me.

“Enough with the haters, fuck the haters. There’s too many good looking girls here.”

That’s the attitude mate, brush off physical abuse with a light bit of slandering and keep the tunes rolling!

He issued an apology on Facebook, claiming that he’d been bombarded all night and it sent him a bit mad.

I would like to apologise for my behaviour and language at Saturday night’s Duck Creek Picnic Races.

During our set there were people in the audience throwing cans and bottles at the stage and after one guy threw a full can, just missing my head it really rattled me.

We had a similar issue last year with a firecracker thrown onto the stage and one of my band members was seriously hurt … you don’t have a lot of deep vision into the crowd from the stage and it’s pretty scary to see something suddenly flying straight at you.

We’re just doing our job and these actions are not acceptable.
I completely understand that that is still no excuse for the way I spoke and I am deeply sorry for the terrible things I said that were purely out of frustration.

Onya mate, good stuff.

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