Bloke Dons Porn Mags As Body Armour And Challenges Neighbour To Knife Fight

Everyone’s got that one shitty neighbour who just won’t get off your arse. Whether it’s complaining about playing music too loud, being a shit bloke about putting extra rubbish in their bins or even just nabbing your favourite parking spot, there are some real grubs out there.

Take, for instance, the tale of one bloke who caused a bit of a ruckus when he decided to challenge his neighbour to a knife fight, and then used a stack of adult magazines to protect himself.

Apparently, Donald Gene Gaither, 49, challenged his neighbor, Troy Bagley, to a knife fight early Sunday morning in Ada, Oklahoma because he blamed Troy for getting them kicked out of the trailer park that they used to live.

Old mate Donald had apparently learned how to fashion such a fetching piece of body armor while he was in prison. “The suspect (said) that he had been in prison before and that was a way that they used to protect their selves in a fight,” Sheriff John Christian told KXII in Sherman, Texas.

Donald turned up to Troy’s house, itching for a fight and carrying four knives. Thankfully, Troy did the sensible thing, noped the fuck out and called the police right away, who were able to detain him.

“He did comply with the officer when he ordered him to the ground — at gunpoint — and he was holding knives in both hands when the deputy confronted him,” Christian told KXII.

He was arraigned Monday on charges of assault with a dangerous weapon and possession of an offensive weapon. He has previously been in prison for an abundance of charges, including aggravated assault and battery, robbery, possession of stolen property and extortion.

Source: Kansas City

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