PRAISE THE LORD: Top Human Post Malone Is All Sweet After His Plane Made An Emergency Landing

Apart from his increasingly poor tattoo choices and questionable musk, US rapper Post Malone is basically universally loved and appreciated all over the known world.

So it’s fantastic news that the Rockstar crooner was safe and sound after a private jet he was on was forced to make an emergency landing after two tires blew during take off.

The pilot was then forced to burn fuel for over 5 hours, in an attempt to lighten the load and ensure a safe landing for the aircraft.

In a statement to Fox News, the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) said: “A Gulfstream Aerospace G-IV aircraft landed safely at Stewart International Airport in New Windsor, NY, about 3:50 p.m. today. The aircraft was towed to the ramp.”

Hopping on Twitter to assure his fan that he was okay, Postie said “I landed guys. thank you for your prayers. can’t believe how many people wished death on me on this website. fuck you. but not today.”

Post was fresh from performing at the VMAs and picking up song of the year for Rockstar, thankfully Posties’ last night with us won’t be at some shitty award show.

Have a gander at his airplane landing below, and praise the heavens that Post Malone is safe.

 

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