Man Dies After Fkn Huge 6 Tonne Porn Collection Falls On Him

Being buried alive under a huge stack of porn magazines may sound like the fantasy of a horny 14-year-old boy, but it’s definitely not one of the most graceful ways to go. I suppose you could argue that you died doing something that you loved, but imagine your parents hearing that their darling child was crushed underneath a stack of ‘Busty BBW’s Weekly’ or ‘Tits, Tights and Trannies’ not exactly the way you’d want to be remembered, right?

Unfortunately for a Japanese man who can only be identified as Joji, that’s exactly what happened. The 50-year-old was buried alive under his much-loved adult magazines, which cleaners noted covered every surface in old mate’s apartment. Adding to the already grizzly death, Joji was only discovered 6 months after he died, which would have been way grosser than the thousands of crusty tissues I assume he had littered on the floor.

Even though his family seemed to have not noticed that Joji had been laying low for almost half a year, they still sent a cleaning team round to discretely remove the magazines that filled the apartment so that the neighbours wouldn’t see. Well, that kind of backfired as the cleaning team in charge of disposing the nude mags leaked images to the world, which seems like it might be breaking some kind of client confidentiality agreement.

Like most good things that come out of Japan, the images are pretty damn blurry but it’s still easy to see how massive Joji managed to build his collection before he died. In total, the collection weighed in at a massive 6 tonnes, which was also the weight of Joji’s testicles after not wanking for a couple of days.

Source: Metro.co.uk

Image: Google

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