Get A Load Of This Tiny Dickhead Pissing In An Elevator And Then Getting Trapped

A young Chinese fella has just been introduced to the concept of karma, and I’m pleased to say we have footage of the exact moment he realised that life is a cruel cold-hearted bitch.

I reckon old mate either drank about 500 bottles of coke or he just really hates the confinement of elevators because it didn’t take long for him to drop his dacks and start hosing down the inside like some sort of macabre fireman.

Look at the fuck, pissing into the wind as if a team of rescuers aren’t watching him ruin his day with absolute glee. His piss seemed to last a century, but when he was finally satisfied with the wetness of the buttons he came to a frightening discovery.

The door was on the fritz and it looks like the lad was stuck in the piss drenched hell that he had created, get a load of his reaction when he realises that he’s actually gonna have to press the buttons he just pissed on.

As if to sum up the video in the most hilarious way possible, we see our hero grappling with the door as the lights start to dim, leaving us to ponder whether he made it out alive.

Thankfully, the little lad was retrieved safely and relatively piss free, I bet he’ll think twice before dropping his dacks in an elevator again.

Source: Vice

 

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