Cards Against Humanity Buys Land On US/Mexico Border To Block Border wall

It’s been a strange and turbulent year for the Donald. In fact, it’s been so strange and turbulent for all of us that I literally don’t have the time or space to list every stupid little thing he’s done because at this point it would have to be longer than old mate Santa’s naughty or nice list.

However, one stupid comment that’s followed him around like a bad fart was the whole building a wall on the border with Mexico debacle. While it’s looking likely that the wall will never be built – because, who thought this was a good idea anyway? – the good folks at Cards Against Humanity have made damn sure the wall will never see the light of day.

The company behind the game have said that they’ve bought a vacant plot of land on the America-Mexico border and plan on using it to stop Trump from building his infamous wall.

“We’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specialising in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built,” the company said on their website.

They’re asking that people donate to their campaign as well, which claims that they’ll save America.

“You give us $15, and we’ll send six America-saving surprises right to your doorstep,” the company said. “It will be fun, it will be weird, and if you voted for Trump, you might want to sit this one out.”

Apparently everyone who chips in on day one gets a piece of the block, so what are you waiting for?

Image: VICE


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