Canberra Coke Dealer Reckons They Were Flogging Nose Beers That Were Over 50% Cut

Now I’m not suggesting that our gracious and community-committed politicians would ever consider spending their well-earned tax-funded salaries on Peruvian marching powder, but considering that most pollies seem like they microwave hamsters when they get home from a long day of Parliament and there’s fuck all else to do in our nation’s capital, it wouldn’t be a surprise.

A former cog in a Canberra drug ring has recently claimed that the group would cut the product with baby gum numbing powder and be able to increase profits and volume by up to 50%.

I doubt the average pollie would be able to tell the difference or want to cause a fuss anyway, so it’s not like they’d have to deal with a bunch of disgruntled party members or anything.

As you’re probably aware, most cocaine in Australia is already incredibly cut to begin with, add to the fact that we’re one of the most expensive countries in the world to buy a gram and your hardly getting any bang for your buck.

That being said, it’s hardly surprising that politicians are yet again wasting taxpayer money on sub-par products. Go figure.


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