National ‘Eat Pussy And Push Kids Off Bikes Day’ Has 100,000 Attendees

Here in Facebook land it’s become fairly simple to push your agendas on other people. This can be used in a legitimate scope, or can be contorted to help you announce often obscure, sometimes crude messages to people who are dumb enough to digest them. Enter the National Eat Pussy And Push Kids Off Bikes Day, the strangely specific fictional holiday everyone is getting behind.

The event brief is simple: “Every day, pussy goes unmunched and bikes endure the abuse of children riding them. It’s time we fix that.” The location, which is equally concise (though a little more fabricated) is also live: 666 Uncle Daddy Lane, 66666.

Scheduled for June 25-26, the event was created by this fan page, which has a remarkably low number of fans and consists mostly of cartoons and regurgitated memes. Needless to say, the creation of an event page with almost 50,000 attendees is quite a highlight in the career of said unnamed individual.

Either way, if you’re into eating pussy or kicking kids off bikes, here’s your holiday.

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