Geordie Shore star and contender for world’s most arrogant douche Gary Beadle has revealed he has slept with over 1000 women in recent years. “It’s my job,” he told the Kyle and Jackie O Show, adding that many of them were Australian women. “This is how bad Aussie girls are, right? On one of my tours I was here for 10 days. I had eight threesomes and two foursomes.”
Seems legit.
Luckily, what he lacks in class, he makes up for in mathematical prowess. “If I wasn’t doing Geordie Shore I would probably only be on 250 my whole life,” Gary told the Daily Mail. “An average lad nowadays is on 100 — easy.”
“If you’re doing 12 appearances a month and if you slept with a girl every time that’s 144 girls a year.”
“I’ve been doing it for four years. That is 700 girls. That’s a mass already,”
Yep. 4×144 = 700. Onya, buddy.
I feel for the guy though, honestly. Not only is his penis surely close to dropping off by now (we all know that’s what happens when you have sex with too many people, just like we all know 4×144=700), he is obviously going through a rough time dealing with all these girls constantly throwing themselves at him.
“If you have one thousand girls during appearances begging you to take them home, what would you want us to do? Say, ‘Sorry girls, not tonight I want to go back by myself.’
Poor Gary.
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Words by Josie Harvey.
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