
At the Time 100 Gala, Amy Schumer took a dive in front of Lord Yeezus and his partner, queen of nonsensical fame and relentless purveyor of selfies, Kim Kardashian. Schumer, who is currently promoting her new movie Trainwreck, received absolutely no sympathy from Kanye, who wasn’t the slightest bit amused when she hit the deck. In fact, he was a momentary glance away from not acknowledging the fall (read: PR stunt) at all.
Photo by AFP.
I think we should all take a moment to appreciate how little of a fuck Kanye gives about good old Schumer going ass over tits on the red carpet. Everyone else in the photo is having a chuckle, and Kanye’s just rollin’ on by with his “what the fuck is that big ass rat doing in my personal space” face on. It’s a common theme though. I’ve seen a photo of Kanye eating a hotdog with a straight face. If you can eat a hotdog with a straight face you’ve experienced some dark shit.
To be honest, when Kanye is happy or acknowledging you exist on a level that isn’t purely molecular, it just looks weird. See below photo:
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