James Franco makes girls weak at the knees. In extreme cases, it would be advisable to put a throw rug underneath a girl who was browsing through his Instagram. He’s perfectly sculpted and has the same squinty eyes I do when I’m trying to order Domino’s after a few tokes of my neighbours finest, but he looks hot and I look homeless. On top of all the superficial bullshit though, the man is a genius, which is why I started following him on Instagram a few months back. From his epic parody with Seth Rogan of Kanye’s latest video, to wearing batman bondage, to all the shit he’s confused people with over the past year, it’s impossible to know when he’s being serious or when he’s trolling. He uploads ridiculous photos and recently stated that he was drugged via an Insta video. Here’s a few disorientating snippets of his life.
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