Keep your pugs and French bulldogs. There’s an unsung hero in the animal realm, and while it isn’t small enough to fit in your handbag and won’t pick up chicks who do yoga classes on Sunday mornings, it will be a complete bad-ass and scale cliffs. I’m talking goats, ladies and gentleman, the ultimate animal. They’re a four legged Chuck Norris, lacking any strand of fear, able to force a smile when required and totally reliable. They stand on the side of cliffs and are just like “Fuck falling, falling is for pussies.” They don’t even care. Goats give about as much of a fuck as Amanda Bynes, but they’re way cuter. Here’s proof.
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