For all their immesaureable wisdom and cooking prowess, old people are pretty fucking dreadful drivers. It seems once you pass 65 you’re either pretty much a formula one driver who can chuck a reverse parallel park like it’s nothing, or you struggle with which traffic light means go. In an effort to fight growing accident […]
For all their athletic ability and sports prowess, it’s fair to say that professional sports stars aren’t exactly well known for their academic capablities. However, there’s a difference in not knowing how to do long division and having absolutely no clue who this Hitler chap is. Which is exactly the reason why goalkeeper Wayne Hennessey […]
I can’t remember the last time everyone around the world was THIS hyped for the premiere of a tv show, in fact it was probably season 7 of Game of Thrones. While opinions on the first episode of season 8 were fairly mixed, primarily due to the lack of death and gore that’s become a […]
Whether you love it or hate it, Game of Thrones has been an absolute rollercoaster over the past few years. Much like spaghetti bolagnaise or Kanye West, it’s one of those things where if you’re not engaged in it you’re objectively missing out. Unfortunately, like all good things Game of Thrones must end. Which means […]
Your Mum tried to tell you that video games would get you no where in life. Well, now you can tell her to get absolutely fucked because an unknown millionaire is in the process of establishing the world’s first real life battle royale. With the explosion in popularity spearheaded by games like Fortnite andPlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, […]
By now we’ve all surely heard of Will Connolly AKA Egg Boy, the bloke who took it upon himself to do the world a little justice by smacking an egg into the head of all round grub Fraser Anning after his deplorable comments following the Christchurch massacre. As if the world needed anymore reasoning to […]
I was in two minds about writing this article. On the one hand, Game of Thrones is quite possibly the best television show ever made and the last season is undoubtedly going to be seriously fucking good. On the other, I absolutely despise Jimmy Fallon and his personality is akin to Theon while serving Ramsay […]
I know this might come across as a controversial opinion, but dogs are just absolutely fucking lovely aren’t they? Just pure beings of unbridled joy that act more enthusiatic upon seeing me than my own mother does. The greatest thing about dogs is that they’re actually capable of doing things, unlike cats. Fuck cats. Some […]
Public opinion on Elon Musk has been fairly split as of late. On the one hand, he’s at the forefront of innovative technology and is spearheading the movement to colonise Mars. On the other, he called a heroic cave diver a paedophile for disagreeing with him and hilariously tried to smoke weed on an internet […]
