For all their immesaureable wisdom and cooking prowess, old people are pretty fucking dreadful drivers. It seems once you pass 65 you’re either pretty much a formula one driver who can chuck a reverse parallel park like it’s nothing, or you struggle with which traffic light means go. In an effort to fight growing accident […]
Soccer Player Not Punished Over Nazi Salute Because He ‘Didn’t Know Who Hitler Was’
For all their athletic ability and sports prowess, it’s fair to say that professional sports stars aren’t exactly well known for their academic capablities. However, there’s a difference in not knowing how to do long division and having absolutely no clue who this Hitler chap is. Which is exactly the reason why goalkeeper Wayne Hennessey […]
Ed Sheeran’s GoT Character Received A Cheeky Shout Out In The Premiere
GoT Showrunners Reckon They’ll Be ‘Very Drunk And Far Away From The Internet’ When Finale Airs
Whether you love it or hate it, Game of Thrones has been an absolute rollercoaster over the past few years. Much like spaghetti bolagnaise or Kanye West, it’s one of those things where if you’re not engaged in it you’re objectively missing out. Unfortunately, like all good things Game of Thrones must end. Which means […]
You Could Score A Cool $140K By Surviving A Real Life Battle Royale For 3 Days
Your Mum tried to tell you that video games would get you no where in life. Well, now you can tell her to get absolutely fucked because an unknown millionaire is in the process of establishing the world’s first real life battle royale. With the explosion in popularity spearheaded by games like Fortnite andPlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, […]
Police Are Looking For The Dweeb Who Kicked Our Beloved Egg Boy While He Was Restrained
By now we’ve all surely heard of Will Connolly AKA Egg Boy, the bloke who took it upon himself to do the world a little justice by smacking an egg into the head of all round grub Fraser Anning after his deplorable comments following the Christchurch massacre. As if the world needed anymore reasoning to […]
ICYMI: Maisie Williams Scared The Shit Out Of Everyone By Pretending To Drop A Juicy GOT Spoiler
I was in two minds about writing this article. On the one hand, Game of Thrones is quite possibly the best television show ever made and the last season is undoubtedly going to be seriously fucking good. On the other, I absolutely despise Jimmy Fallon and his personality is akin to Theon while serving Ramsay […]
This Dog Howling In Approval When Its Owner Makes A Basket Is Pure Joy
I know this might come across as a controversial opinion, but dogs are just absolutely fucking lovely aren’t they? Just pure beings of unbridled joy that act more enthusiatic upon seeing me than my own mother does. The greatest thing about dogs is that they’re actually capable of doing things, unlike cats. Fuck cats. Some […]
Elon Musk Dropped A Soundcloud Rap About Harambe And We Truely Are Living In A Simulation
Public opinion on Elon Musk has been fairly split as of late. On the one hand, he’s at the forefront of innovative technology and is spearheading the movement to colonise Mars. On the other, he called a heroic cave diver a paedophile for disagreeing with him and hilariously tried to smoke weed on an internet […]