{"id":46308,"date":"2017-02-05T16:17:36","date_gmt":"2017-02-05T06:17:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/?p=46308"},"modified":"2017-02-15T20:57:49","modified_gmt":"2017-02-15T10:57:49","slug":"someone-took-a-massive-shit-on-a-melbourne-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/news\/someone-took-a-massive-shit-on-a-melbourne-train\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone Took a Massive Shit on a Melbourne Train"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a rule, humans are pretty fucking gross. Whether it&#8217;s in the form of a flooded nightclub toilet, rotten food in the veggie crisper or a crusty sock stashed under the bed, our disgusting behaviour knows no bounds. You can bet that if there&#8217;s an opportunity to do something that&#8217;s generally considered depraved and revolting, there&#8217;s gonna be some lunatic who is willing to risk it all to lower the standards of human-kind.<\/p>\n<p>Most of the time, we&#8217;re pretty good at confining our grossness to our homes and other private places of shame, but Aisha Dow, a reporter for The Age, witnessed man-kinds repulsive nature first hand. Aisha posted a photo on twitter, which clearly shows a gigantic turd holding down<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">There is a POO on my train. It smells. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theage\">@theage<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/metrotrains\">@metrotrains<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/08pdsgYOML\">pic.twitter.com\/08pdsgYOML<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Aisha Dow (@aishamae) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aishamae\/status\/831623841457639425\">February 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nAisha posted a photo on twitter, which clearly shows a gigantic turd holding down a seat normally prioritised for disabled people.\u00a0I&#8217;m not sure if the culprit shat out a golden egg, but it&#8217;s got to be pretty fucking dense to hold down one of those heavy bastards.<\/p>\n<p>Aisha later posted a video of a courageous commuter attempting to cover the atrocity with some tissues. It takes a lot of guts to get that close to a nuclear blast zone, but unfortunately, no amount of man-sized Kleenex&#8217;s are going to be able to hide that abomination.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Poo on a train update. Someone put tissues on it. It still smells. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theage\">@theage<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/metrotrains\">@metrotrains<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/jpkxvwlF8Q\">pic.twitter.com\/jpkxvwlF8Q<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Aisha Dow (@aishamae) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aishamae\/status\/831628128116092928\">February 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><em>Source: Pedestrian.tv<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Image: Aisha Dow<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a rule, humans are pretty fucking gross. Whether it&#8217;s in the form of a flooded nightclub toilet, rotten food in the veggie crisper or a crusty sock stashed under the bed, our disgusting behaviour knows no bounds. You can bet that if there&#8217;s an opportunity to do something that&#8217;s generally considered depraved and revolting, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":46313,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[100],"tags":[36,18,2781,5398,7785],"class_list":["post-46308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-melbourne","tag-poo","tag-shit","tag-trains","tag-turd"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/poo-619-386.jpg","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46308"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46316,"href":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46308\/revisions\/46316"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/46313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yourfriendshouse.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}