Viagra Factory Fumes Give Perpetual Boners to Local Men and Dogs

Love is in the air in Ringaskiddy. “One whiff and you’re stiff.”

Those were the words of barmaid Debbie O’Grady in an interview with the Sunday Times. Debbie lives in Ringaskiddy, a small Irish village known for its harbour, its ferries, and its abundance of erections. “We’ve been getting the love fumes for years now for free.”

The ‘love fumes’ Debbie’s referring to are in fact vapours from the nearby Viagra manufacturing plant, where pharmaceutical firm Pfizer have been producing the drug for some 20 years. Locals of Ringaskiddy allege that these fumes have been triggering involuntary boners among the male residents of the area.

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It’s a godsend for anyone experiencing “problems in that department” says widow Sadie O’Grady, Debbie’s mother, who could not sound more thrilled about the erection-inducing ether. “I’m a flirtatious woman, a lot of us are,” she said. “There’s a lovely man waiting down the road for me.”

Pfizer have released a statement denying that their plant is to blame for the stiffy epidemic, claiming that “Our manufacturing processes have always been highly sophisticated as well as highly regulated.” But local psychiatric nurse Fiona Toomey, who recently moved back to Ringaskiddy after living away for five years, is calling bullshit.

According to Fiona, even the local dogs “walk around in a state of sexual excitement.

“I think that Viagra must have got into the water supply,” she said. “I’m convinced that’s what happened at the very beginning before they were so closely regulated.”
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Source: The Irish Post
Feature image: Cosmopolitan

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