Elf Porn’s Totally Trending Right Now, According To Pornhub

This photo provided by CCA&B, LLC, shows "The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition," with the Elf for the shelf. There is one hot item this holiday season that won't be resting under the Christmas tree. It will be on a shelf _ watching you. (AP Photo/CCA&B, LLC)

‘Tis the season to be jolly– and it looks like a lot of you hairy-handed freaks have been making yourselves very jolly indeed.

Online adult entertainment giant Pornhub have released a breakdown of the site’s most ‘Popular Christmas Related Searches’, illustrating what users have been basting their hams and kneading their puddings to this silly season. And the findings are interesting to say the absolute least.

The frontrunners are all pretty standard, unimaginative fare: ‘santa’, ‘christmas present’ and ‘xmas’ were some of the most popular searches, while ‘christmas party’ saw a massive 921% increase in popularity compared to other times of the year. Where things start getting really juicy, though, is about half way down the chart– somewhere around the point that people start searching for ‘elf’ porn.

Now, what in the name of Baby Jesus elf porn actually entails is anyone’s guess. I’m not going to tell you to search it for yourself, but I’m also not going to tell you not to search it, and if you could give a detailed breakdown of what you saw in the comments section then that’d be just tops. In any case, though, ‘elf’ only just missed out on the top ten most popular Christmas related searches this year, spiking in popularity by 464% and ranking above ‘sexy santa’ and ‘christmas blowjob’. Apparently Santa’s little helpers have more people unwrapping their packages and playing with their toys than the carols would have us believe.

Other notable mentions include ‘christmas gangbang’, ‘santas horny helpers’ and, of course, ‘dick in a box’.


It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

Feature image: TODAY

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