Some Rivers Are So Packed Full Of Drugs That Eels Are Getting Munted Off Cocaine

Obviously, we all know that drugs are a totally safe and fun way to kick back and munch your jaw off with very few consequences, but have you ever stopped to consider that your 3-day bender is actually harming the poor animals who have to lap up your drug riddled piss? Of course you haven’t, […]

Woman Trying To Eradicate Bugs Accidentally Burns House Down

In my humble opinion, insects, spiders, bugs and basically anything tiny that can crawl or fly is the work of the devil and should be cleansed in the fiery depths of hell. Unfortunately, we also live in Australia which could actually be described as the fiery depths of hell itself, so pretty much anything small […]

Viagra Factory Fumes Give Perpetual Boners to Local Men and Dogs

Love is in the air in Ringaskiddy. “One whiff and you’re stiff.” Those were the words of barmaid Debbie O’Grady in an interview with the Sunday Times. Debbie lives in Ringaskiddy, a small Irish village known for its harbour, its ferries, and its abundance of erections. “We’ve been getting the love fumes for years now for […]