The life of a struggling 19-year-old unemployed student is a tough one, but hardly as much as a full-time $70k a year 26-year-old female with an over-zealous spending habit. I have big dreams for 2013, but they aren’t exactly easily attainable when you’re restricted to $50 for the first three weeks of the year. Luckily, due to a strange set of occurrences, I was in possession of a pleasant little amount of the wonderful herb and had almost a whole Saturday to myself. So what goes with being broke? Being high.The lead up to the first toke is a big deal. Being showered, comfortably dressed and within reach of a gallon of liquid is a good start. Having an idea of what you would ‘like’ the day to entail is another. So, to paint a picture, I’ve lined myself up with TJ Hooker and a bottle of chilled lemon water, and I’ve already had a panic about the whereabouts of the lighter. I’m now high…
Things I’ve thought about…
What my hairstyle would be if I lived in the 80s.
If there is a competitor equivalent to Google.
Not reading back on what I’ve written so I can tally how many times I fucked up.
I fucking hate the cricket.
What the ACTUAL fuck is this?
I genuinely want to watch Les Misrables.
How much of a hindrance spell check is for my tally.
Where is my life going?
Helping D E N A get famous, like, Grimes famous.
Azealia definitely got her Atlantis video clip idea from this article.
Will people take my status update seriously?
Even my phone is against me.. popping up with a little notification “Time to check on your savings goals?”
How ultimately awesome DMXs voice is.
I just realised I was watching a fishing show.
Should I go on Polyvore and create some outfits?
Stuff I’ve Googled
Best ninja films
TJ Hooker where are they now?
Rza’s favourite samurai films (reference/refer to them tomorrow)
Fat Albert theme song
How can you get acrylic off
Natalie Portman’s boobs
Family Guy women are bitches
Definition of convoluted
Stuff I’ve watched
How to do cornrows for beginners + like another 6
D E N A – Cash, Diamond Rings, Swimming Pools
Exposed: Satanism in the Industry
Danny Seth – Woop. Twice.
Kitty Pryde & Riff Raff – Orion’s Belt
High School High
SATC Season 4 x 5 episodes
Stuff I’ve eaten
One delicious green apple
Two pieces of avo toast, complete with s, p and l
More italian biscotti
A Golden Gaytime
1 x large KFC chips
Half a slab of lasagne
Half a mango, coconut and macadamia Weiss Bar
Half a Milo icecream
3 wine bottles of water
1 bottle of Mount Franklin
Amount of times I’ve forgot what I was doing
Amount of times I’ve ashed on the keyboard
Amount of times I’ve wrote something that didn’t make sense
Written by Blair Roche