54-year-old Roberto Esquival Cabrera, of Saltillo, Mexico, boasts what has got to be the world’s biggest human schlong. How big? Fucking really big. Big enough to fend off wolves. Big enough to prevent him from dropping to his knees. So big that it genuinely needs its own pillow when Cabrera sleeps at night, unable to lie on […]
Australian Artist Ben Frost Is Making X- Rated Pop Art Packaging
Now living in Japan, Australian artist Ben Frost hasn’t lost the kind of humour inherent to our great nation. Despite this, he’s most certainly gained a broader view of the world, evident in his pop-art body of work, which fuses references of Japanese Manga with general commercial trash. The result? A brilliant, awkward, wonderful affair […]
Kids’ Toys Have Been Caught Saying “Fuck Me” In Their Sleep
Hatchimals were the latest walking talking toy sensation to top Christmas wish lists this festive season, and it’s easy to see why. Seriously, a whole lot of kids lost their proverbial shit over these furry little gremlins, which spawn from large eggs after being rubbed the right way and can then be trained to speak, […]
Sexbots Are Going To Be Dangerously Good In The Sack
The sexbots are coming, and they’re going to have mankind by the balls. Earlier this year, in an interview with British publication Daily Star Online, robotics expert Joe Snell forecasted that consumers could become addicted to the new wave of lifelike, robotic sex dolls. “People may become obsessed by their ever faithful, ever pleasing sex […]
The McDonalds Christmas Arse Cup Just Got A Whole Lot Filthier
“An artist is somebody who produces things that people don’t need to have.” So said Andy Warhol, the creative genius who took everyday objects such as Coke bottles and boxes of ketchup, called them ‘art’, and left the rest of the world to mull pensively over their aesthetic significance. Much of Warhol’s brilliance lay in […]
Arctic Explorer Suffers Frozen Penis
Antarctica is a cruel mistress. It’s the coldest, driest and windiest continent in the world, there’s no local time, and the inhabitants consist of a few thousand scientists and a few million jerk penguins. Couple that with the fact that you can straight up freeze your dick off, and you’ve got yourself one actual hell […]
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It’s No Longer Legal To Have Sex With A Goat In Denmark
Denmark has finally made the rational and important to decision to ban bestiality after fears that the previous legislation was encouraging animal sex tourism (which is apparently a thing). The bill amends a previous ban that was focused on outlawing ‘intercourse that harmed animals’, which was extremely hard to prove and police according to animal […]
KinkBNB Is A New Website That Lets You Rent A Sex Dungeon
Darren McKeeman, the San Francisco-based co-founder of KinkBNB, doesn’t think there’s enough dungeons for rent. At least that’s what we assume, given the man behind KinkBNB and his business partner have made an entire marketplace that panders to sexual fetishes best acted out in windowless rooms. “The business was inspired after a friend of mine […]