Woman Cuts Off Boyfriend’s Dick And Runs Down The Street With It

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned– and nothing says fury quite like a scorned woman lopping off her ex-lover’s dick and sprinting down the road with it clutched in her fist. That was the sad fate of one 23-year-old Indian fella’s bell-end after he told his old lady that he was marrying someone else. The man– whom […]

Sexbots Are Going To Be Dangerously Good In The Sack

The sexbots are coming, and they’re going to have mankind by the balls. Earlier this year, in an interview with British publication Daily Star Online, robotics expert Joe Snell forecasted that consumers could become addicted to the new wave of lifelike, robotic sex dolls. “People may become obsessed by their ever faithful, ever pleasing sex […]

Arctic Explorer Suffers Frozen Penis

Antarctica is a cruel mistress. It’s the coldest, driest and windiest continent in the world, there’s no local time, and the inhabitants consist of a few thousand scientists and a few million jerk penguins. Couple that with the fact that you can straight up freeze your dick off, and you’ve got yourself one actual hell […]

It’s No Longer Legal To Have Sex With A Goat In Denmark

Denmark has finally made the rational and important to decision to ban bestiality after fears that the previous legislation was encouraging animal sex tourism (which is apparently a thing). The bill amends a previous ban that was focused on outlawing ‘intercourse that harmed animals’, which was extremely hard to prove and police according to animal […]

KinkBNB Is A New Website That Lets You Rent A Sex Dungeon

Darren McKeeman, the San Francisco-based co-founder of KinkBNB, doesn’t think there’s enough dungeons for rent. At least that’s what we assume, given the man behind KinkBNB and his business partner have made an entire marketplace that panders to sexual fetishes best acted out in windowless rooms. “The business was inspired after a friend of mine […]