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Good News, Millennials: This Pussy Palace Could Be Yours For A Cool $320K

Anxious about the current state of the Australian property market? Exhausted by the constant, hopeless reminders that you’ll never own your place? One smashed avo reference away from burning the nearest million-dollar Sydney shoebox to the ground?

We-he-hell, worry no more, young millennials: your dream home may be much closer than you think. (Financially speaking, that is. Geographically speaking it’s actually very far away.)

I’m referring, of course, to the ‘Medieval cat castle’ in Stanford, Arizona, which recently went to market for a measly $240, 000 USD. That is, about $317, 500 AUD.

While this may sound like a certified bargain, it’s important to manage expectations here with a few minor disclaimers. Firstly, yes, it is in Arizona. Secondly, the property is not, strictly speaking, a castle. It appears to be more of a dilapidated ranch in the middle of the tussock-ridden desert. And thirdly – and this is a big one – it’s decked to the fucking nines with cat-happy paraphernalia.

Here’s what’s lying in wait for you behind the doors of the pussy palace:

So yeah, if cats are your thing and you have about ninety of them then you’re 100% in luck. Go forth and prosper!

The property’s listing on real estate website Coldwell Banker reads:

“Contemporary eccentric full log sided custom home on 20+/- acres for the cat fancier! If you love cats this is the home for you!… Cat walkways and in great room Medieval cat castle with different levels… Must see to believe it does exist!!! Once in a lifetime find extremely fun home!”

You can peruse the stunning photos below, and order an extra serving of smashed avo while you’re at it AMIRITE?

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Source: Mashable
Images: Coldwell Banker

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