On Wednesday, Ryan E. Giroux went on a shooting spree, killing one person and wounding five others. One of the five was Isaac Martinez, who was shot in the shoulder after refusing to give Giroux the keys to his car. While this isn’t necessarily news, because it’s America, and there are more guns than brain cells and everyone is shooting everyone, what Martinez did right after being shot is particularly amusing.
He uploaded a selfie. “I just got shot,” he wrote.
The photos – one taken immediately after being shot and the other taken presumably lying in a hospital bed – are a great way for Martinez to commemorate the day he was shot at work. Ballsy.
“So im home and well! I have no complicated injuries and should heal fine,” Martinez posted on Facebook. “I had a bullet hit me from behind and go through my shoulder and out my coller area. Any higher or lower it coulda hit a artery, or shatter my shoulder blade. It was a miracle hit.”