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Someone Took a Massive Shit on a Melbourne Train

As a rule, humans are pretty fucking gross. Whether it’s in the form of a flooded nightclub toilet, rotten food in the veggie crisper or a crusty sock stashed under the bed, our disgusting behaviour knows no bounds. You can bet that if there’s an opportunity to do something that’s generally considered depraved and revolting, there’s gonna be some lunatic who is willing to risk it all to lower the standards of human-kind.

Most of the time, we’re pretty good at confining our grossness to our homes and other private places of shame, but Aisha Dow, a reporter for The Age, witnessed man-kinds repulsive nature first hand. Aisha posted a photo on twitter, which clearly shows a gigantic turd holding down

Aisha posted a photo on twitter, which clearly shows a gigantic turd holding down a seat normally prioritised for disabled people. I’m not sure if the culprit shat out a golden egg, but it’s got to be pretty fucking dense to hold down one of those heavy bastards.

Aisha later posted a video of a courageous commuter attempting to cover the atrocity with some tissues. It takes a lot of guts to get that close to a nuclear blast zone, but unfortunately, no amount of man-sized Kleenex’s are going to be able to hide that abomination.

Source: Pedestrian.tv

Image: Aisha Dow

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