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Actual Shower Beers Are Now a Thing

There’s genuinely nothing better than a shower beer. The ability to streamline the process of getting drunk while simultaneously making yourself presentable is one of mankind’s greatest achievements. While shower beers are all well and good, there is definitely some room for improvement. Shower beers often become room temperature, water dilutes the beer and if you accidentally drop one, you’re pretty fucked.

Here’s where the good folks at Snask, a creative agency from Sweden, come into play. In collaboration with hipster brewing extraordinaire “PangPang”, the Stockholm-based company have crafted a beer specifically for the shower. Designed to be downed in 3 sips, the Shower Beer packs a punch with an alcohol content of 10% compared to similar beers that average out at around 4%-5%. Snask claims that they were after a beer that could kick start a night and “act as your power up while fixing your hair and listening to “Dressed For Success” on repeat.”

Of course, no one’s stopping you from sinking a couple of these little pocket rockets while NOT in the shower but who wants to hang out with someone that drinks beer meant for the shower in a bar? Not me.

If you’re desperate for a small brown bottle of the good stuff, then, unfortunately, you’re a tad too late. The beer sold out instantly and the second batch is still in the tanks.

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Ethan Gould: