Australians love sinking piss, and as part of our giant brigade of loveable drunks, a bloke named Coxy is leading the charge. Over the weekend, Coxy sunk enough tinnies to land him passed out on an electric fence, surrounded by a bunch of his mates. And what do people in Australia do when you pass out on an electric fence? Turn it on.
Coxy did little more than shift around uncomfortably, before eventually shouting at people for punching him, then spitting out a few nuggets of wisdom about his future plans. “You know what I really wanna do? I’m gonna f**ken win some money and I’m gonna buy a big property aye, and do every f**ken thing.”
Big love to Coxy. Watch both videos.