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Queensland Judge Commends Drug Dealer On His “Good Business Model”

Type the words 'dealer ' and 'entrepreneur' into a Google search bar and you'll get the following top three results:…

Watch Some Legend Try and Stop an Actual Riot with Pepsi

Everyone heard about Pepsi's disastrous attempt at uniting a nation with a can of their famous carbonated sugar. Heaps of…

Gold Coast Cops Caught Urging Victims to Drop Complaints to Improve Crime Stats

Police from the absolute paradise known as the Gold Coast have found themselves in some pretty hot water after they were…

Happy Meal Used To Lure Escaped Inmates Out Of Hiding

McDonalds - the great leveller. The Forbidden Fruit. The Holy Grail. If there’s one thing that’s sure to have the…

You Can Buy ‘Pre-Dirtied’ Jeans for $600 If That’s Your Whole Thing

The world of fashion is scary and confusing. Just when you think you understand the latest trend, the whole world…

World’s Last Male Northern White Rhino Hops on Tinder to Cop a Root

There's a number of reasons that someone decides to hop on tinder. It might be to fill that craterous hole…

Renegade Dentist Pulled Out A Tooth Whilst Riding A Hoverboard

Alaska's loosest tooth-tugger was slapped with 17 counts of fraud and "unlawful dental acts" this week - among them, the allegation that he performed…

12 Y.O. Runaway Arrested After Driving 1300km Into The Aussie Outback

A disorderly 12-year-old boy was arrested in Broken Hill last weekend, after police caught him behind the wheel of a…

Melbourne Steakhouse Forced To Close After Neighbours Complain About Steak Smell

In what seems like a spectacular example of how stupid people can be, a steakhouse in the inner-northern suburb Melbourne…

Century old dildo goes up for auction in Ireland

When future civilisations look back on mankind's time on earth, they'll most likely reminisce about things like the Pyramids, the…