RSS

Filter by

Featured / Sounds / Culture

Fat Girls Don’t Have A Right To Wear Clothes

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries is again making his legal team work overtime to ...

The Agony And The Ecstasy

Published by on Saturday, May 18th, 2013

Photo by LearningJohn Each year, thousands of young travellers move to London to suckle from the teat of the mother country, chasing fast times in weird places. These rag-tag pleasure-mongers tend to band together in undignified masses, spreading smiles and Chlamydia wherever they go. An untidy affront to all that is Normal. It was amongst this breed of degenerate escapists [...]

Read More
14 Comments

Fat Girls Don’t Have A Right To Wear Clothes

Published by on Friday, May 17th, 2013

Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries is again making his legal team work overtime to quell the byproducts of his narcissistic stupidity. It’s become known that Jeffries, a man whose second chin is heavily disproportionate to the rest of his figure, doesn’t want plus size women buying clothes in his store. This ethos is manifested in the companies refusal to [...]

Read More
2 Comments

Trying To Escape Tom Waterhouse

Published by on Tuesday, May 14th, 2013

Photo by SMH In one of the greatest shocks in recent memory, Tom Waterhouse’s decision to station his own likeness on every fucking square inch of Planet Earth has resulted in a backlash from every human being with a functioning pair of eyes. Who would have thought over-saturation would lead large masses of the general public to want to beat [...]

Read More
4 Comments

15 Beautiful Things About B

Published by on Monday, May 13th, 2013

Photo by Emmanuel Rosario 1. When we were 18, B and I sat on her rooftop in Adelaide and smoked menthol cigarettes and listened to Kings of Leon and talked about the speckles of light coming out the windows of the Westpac building and how they looked like hundreds and thousands. 2. When I turned 19, I lived with B [...]

Read More
4 Comments

The Friendzone Doesn’t Exist, Dickhead

Published by on Monday, May 13th, 2013

The Friendzone is a mythical land, spawned from the minds of men who were born lacking the testicular mass needed to take a woman to bed. It’s a sad and lonely world: awkward pre-cum stains the sheets, soggy Kleenex tissues scatter the bedside tables and solitary early-morning cab rides become a regularity. The musty odour of year-old porn magazines permeates [...]

Read More
76 Comments

The Visual Awesomeness Of Infographics

Published by on Saturday, May 11th, 2013

Data is hardly the sexiest thing going round. No-one ever says, ‘Ooft, you work in data, tell me more!” Regardless, it’s all around us. Sometimes it’s good to know the deets, and sometimes it’s just great trivia. Enter infographics. Infographics are the unassuming cool kid. They aren’t all pretty with no brain, but they aren’t all brain with no looks either. [...]

Read More
1 Comment
FEATURES by
Thursday, April 25th, 2013

White Boy Hip Hop

Photo by Lexie Alley Fucking white people. All they seem to do is steal black people’s stuff and act like they owned it from the beginning. From the Belgians invading the Congo to steal their rubber and the British stealing actual black people from the West Indies then working them to death on sugar plantations, all the way to Paul [...]

Read More
1 Comment
PRESS by
Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

Stupid People Talking About Made Up Bands

There’s a notion within the music industry that the more obscure and off-centre the bands you follow are, the more you “understand” what is and isn’t good music. Like any consumer-driven trend, the basis of which this idea exists has more to do with popularity than any real factual evidence linking underground artists with musical knowledge. A perfect example of [...]

Read More
5 Comments
Next Page »