An Interview With DJ Sega

3 years ago a friend of mine showed me Dj Sega’s remix of Lil Wayne’s ...

Kony 2012 Founder Arrested!

One of the Invisible Children co-founders, responsible for the huge 2012 Kony movement, was arrested just hours ago after witnesses stated he was masturbating in public and acting strangely. On the back of huge success with their latest viral campaign, the arrest comes as a massive shock to most. It was reported he was taken into custody by San Diego [...]

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Japanese Tourists Savagely Kill Hyundai

Photo via Daily Mail The local news has finally broadcast a story worth talking about, surrounding three Japanese tourists who tried to use their satnav to drive (across water) to Stradbroke Island. For those not in or around the Brisbane district, its a good 15km journey by barge, so the chance of making the trip in a shitty little Hyundai [...]

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YouTube Ads: Increasing Suicide Rates

It’s a summer’s day, the trees blow in the wind and I’m prancing. Ok, wait; it’s 2am, I look like a paedophile,  I’m eating Arnotts biscuits with one hand and putting on a pair of weary headphones with the other. I am content, docile as a Hindu cow and therefore, it’s time for my long awaited YouTube session. I’m scrollin’, [...]

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Diarrhea In A Job Interview

I can honestly say (from experience) that needing to shit in a job interview dramatically decreases your; (a) ability to perform, (b) interaction skills and (c) charm. Unless you’re an aspiring test dummy for Imodium, you really want to hope you haven’t got the shits (literally) when you roll into your potential future place of work. From an employers standpoint, [...]

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Sway (Fake Blood Remix)

Fake Blood is well known as a true purveyor of big basslines, but he’s been somewhat quiet of late for anyone who’s been paying attention. Luckily enough, he’s returned in all his low frequency glory with his remix of London based producer Sway’s new tune ‘Level Up‘. About 30 seconds into the well crafted offering, you’ll find that big dose [...]

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A Chat With Mister Tweeks

Mister Tweeks instantly stirred my senses when I had the chance to hear a remix he conjured up for Richelle’s track titled “Mascotte” last year. The Pelican Fly brand and Belgium label mate have grabbed my attention ever since. He recently had the treat of releasing his new EP titled, “Neva Change” via Pelican Fly. The 8- track EP pushes [...]

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Ex Girlfriends Who Are Better Than You

It’s a given that you’ll run into your ex on a bad day, so I’ve always tried to prepare myself for it by not looking shitty, ever. But the one day that I let my guard down, I ran into Bianca. I was wearing ill-fitting wire glasses from when I was nine years old which, with my patchy two week-old [...]

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Everyones A Food Photographer

I’ve recently realised that there is an insane influx of people who either (a) feel they are talented, highly credible chefs, or (b), have an interest in food photography and hope to be the next Lou Manna. Either or, at around 7pm on any given night my news feed on Facebook turns into a culinary cross-section of the good, the [...]

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The Best of the Best: Our Top Reads

The Best of the Best: Our Top Reads

Photo via Australian Models It’s Valentines day y’all, but who gives a fuck (clearly I’m single). From now on, each Valentines day we are going to wrap up our top posts, which means no one will care about roses anymore. This post is our 700th article up on the trusty virtual walls of YFH, so we thought it was a [...]

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